Post by SUSHI on Jun 11, 2010 16:08:06 GMT -5
There's no one who understands just how tough life can be better than the people here at Camp Kaleid. So you can trust that we put you, our campers, as our top priority. Whether you've been sent to us for self-help or an easy-going reconditional rehab trip, we give you the guarantee of an enjoyable stay while receiving the help you desire.
The counselors here are the best in their occupation, each bringing their own unique personalities and techniques with them in order to help make Camp Kaleid a memorable experience. They arrange everything from the food that is served to the projects and sessions that go on at the camp and look forward to meeting and working with your children.
Camp Kaleid's services are for any children ages 15-19 with any sort of problem that their parents believe we can help with. Here, they will learn teamwork, discipline, counseling, hard work, and dedication; all organized to help them get a better view or hold on the world around them. Any meeting can be set up with the parents and the counselors as needed, so please do not feel as though you have only this bit of information to go by when deciding on who can do the most for your child.
Now that you've read the lies we've spoonfed your parents, here's where you find out what you're REALLY here for. You have officially been labeled as a little shit. Camp Kaleid is filled with little rebels like you. Criminally insane, mentally unstable, promiscuous, cutting, pill popping, heroin addicted, suicidal, homophobic, kleptomaniac, paranoid little assholes just like you.
We're here to whip you into shape and get you to stop whining about how god awful your pathetic teenage lives are. You want to see suffering? HERE IT IS. Upon arrival you will be stripped of all electronics. No iPods, mp3 players, x-boxes, gameboys, PSPs, DSs, cell phones, or laptops. You're on our turf now, and you play by our rules. You had your chance in the real world, and this is our world.
Welcome to Kaleid Bitches, leave your tears and teddy bears at the door.
The counselors here are the best in their occupation, each bringing their own unique personalities and techniques with them in order to help make Camp Kaleid a memorable experience. They arrange everything from the food that is served to the projects and sessions that go on at the camp and look forward to meeting and working with your children.
Camp Kaleid's services are for any children ages 15-19 with any sort of problem that their parents believe we can help with. Here, they will learn teamwork, discipline, counseling, hard work, and dedication; all organized to help them get a better view or hold on the world around them. Any meeting can be set up with the parents and the counselors as needed, so please do not feel as though you have only this bit of information to go by when deciding on who can do the most for your child.
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Now that you've read the lies we've spoonfed your parents, here's where you find out what you're REALLY here for. You have officially been labeled as a little shit. Camp Kaleid is filled with little rebels like you. Criminally insane, mentally unstable, promiscuous, cutting, pill popping, heroin addicted, suicidal, homophobic, kleptomaniac, paranoid little assholes just like you.
We're here to whip you into shape and get you to stop whining about how god awful your pathetic teenage lives are. You want to see suffering? HERE IT IS. Upon arrival you will be stripped of all electronics. No iPods, mp3 players, x-boxes, gameboys, PSPs, DSs, cell phones, or laptops. You're on our turf now, and you play by our rules. You had your chance in the real world, and this is our world.
Welcome to Kaleid Bitches, leave your tears and teddy bears at the door.